I am a man. I wanted to write this article about how to punish your man over text for many reasons that I will get into later in the article.
But mainly wanted to write it because we want to clarify a few points: It is very easy to punish another person over text, and when done properly, the punishment can last an eternity.
What Is A Good Punishment?
Yes, I know, I know … you are saying “hell hath no fury” and all these other catchphrases. Trust me; you will be amazed at the number of punishments that can be done over text.
A Good Punishment Is One That:
- Is quick-action (i.e., happens in a matter of seconds);
- Is permanent (i.e.: lasts an eternity);
- Takes out the person’s power to punish (i.e., remove as many methods as possible);
- Is consistent;
- Does not stray from announced rules (i.e., is logarithmic in nature);
- Is easy to do.
You must understand that people are very simple-minded. They do not respect you; they do not even like you … they simply want to fulfill their own fantasies and/or personal needs. You must be the one who imposes your will on them.
This is why punishments that are text-based are so efficient: it is difficult for the other party to communicate with you, it is hard for them to go online etc., etc., etc. They are totally at your mercy, so make sure you use this fact to your advantage!
Now let’s get into how you punish someone via text message.
This article will assume that we are punishing someone we love. This may or may not be true. We are simply assuming it is true for the sake of this article.
How To Punish Your Man Over Text: Best 10 Ways
1. The Silent Treatment
This is the mother of all punishments! It is the most powerful form of punishment you can use on your man. It is especially good for the alpha male/beta male combination and the alpha female/beta female combination.
Simply do not answer his text messages or phone calls … or, if he does call you, hang up on him or tell him to leave you alone. You will get into a massive fight if he insists on speaking to you directly … but that’s what we want!
2. The “Why Are You Being Like This?” Argument
This is an argument that can be used with virtually any punishment. It is a good punishment if you would rather not answer his text messages or phone calls, or if you have a headache or are tired from work and would rather not continue this argument.
Give him the silent treatment for a week to start with; then tell him your headaches are getting worse and you need to get some rest. Tell him you will return to talk when you feel better … but keep the silence going for another week.
3. The “I Can’t See You Because I Am In (Relative’s Name) House” Argument
This punishment is good if you want to punish someone for a week or two. Simply have a friend call you and tell you about how their daughter has broken up with her boyfriend … and that you can stop by if you want to watch a movie or something.
Tell him that it is ok to come over … but make sure he never sees the other person in the house! Do not even let them meet! Make sure they are eating at different times, etc.

4. The “I Can’t See You Because I Am Out With My Friends” Argument
This is great if your man must see you right away. It is very easy to set up, and it is logarithmic in nature. Simply promise to go out with him on Saturday, but then get a friend to call you and ask you if you want to go out again on Friday night … and then another friend calls and wants you to hang out with them on Thursday. Keep adding a day every time he asks … until his mind is totally blown!
5. The “I Can’t See You And I Am Going To Get Married” Argument
This punishment is for the beta male/alpha female combination. It basically tells your man that you are sick of him … and that you are going to get married, but he will not see you or talk to you anymore.
Be logical with this punishment by explaining how your life will be a total disaster if he is not part of it.
6. The “I’m Leaving You” Argument
This is for the betas and alphas, who are the more open-minded types of people. It is a good punishment if you want to punish someone for a week or so but do not want to see an argument break out in the process … and because it is logarithmic in nature, it should work great in that regard.
Simply send him a message saying he can no longer talk to you … and then go out somewhere with your friends. The guy will freak out when he realizes you are no longer talking to him!
7. The Go-Somewhere Argument
This punishment is for the betas and alphas as well. It works for someone who has been very annoying, does not want their boyfriend/girlfriend to meet their friends, etc.
Simply tell him you will go out somewhere with friends and not come back … but then call your friends and tell him you are still going out. Make sure he can’t see them (i.e., at a restaurant, etc.) and that he does not know where you are.
8. The “I Love You But I Don’t Like This Relationship” Argument
This is good for the betas and alphas who have strayed from the relationship recently (i.e., after the silence treatment). Simply tell your man that you love him but do not like the relationship anymore … and then tell him that you are going to end it.
Tell him how good the former relationship was, how good you got along with your friends, etc.
9. The “I Love You But I Want You To Change” Argument
This is for the betas and alphas who have strayed from the relationship recently (i.e., after the silence treatment). Simply say that you want him to change … and then go out a few times with your friends, etc. After a month or so of this punishment, he will start to judge himself on how he was when you loved him!
10. The “I Am Going To Let You Go If … ” Argument
This is for the alphas, betas, etc., who have strayed from the relationship recently (i.e., after the silence treatment).
Simply tell him that you are going to let him go if he does not straighten up … then start working on a new relationship with someone else! Make sure you do not talk about your relationship on social media, etc.!
The Bottom Line
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